![]() And speaking of which, prepare yourself for ALL OF THE BASKETBALL REFERENCES – because Michelle loves basketball, and the producers decided they're going to drive that personality trait into the dirt. HOW DARE YOU, ABC I WATCH THIS SHOW TO LAUGH AT DUMB REALITY SHOW DRAMA, NOT TO FEEL DUMB MYSELF! Anyways, I didn't understand any of the fraction stuff happening on screen, so I'm going to blame it on that New Math the kids are learning these days.īut back on topic: Here we find Michelle teaching her fifth grade class, ably teaching complicated mathematics while also taking a timeout to answer that common classroom inquiry: "How many boyfriends are you going to have?" The answer: ALL OF THE BOYFRIENDS. The premiere started on an inauspicious start: fractions. So assured that it SUUUUURE seems like the show goosed some drama to mix things up – not that it seemed to break Michelle's stride at all. ![]() Katie's season was a lot of fun with plenty of personality and drama without any of the baggage and bad vibes (Finale? What finale!?), while Michelle's season – only the franchise's third starring a Black woman and hopefully the first to be done right – is now off to a strong, assured start after Tuesday night's premiere. But at least born from the ashes of one dumpster fire came a glorious phoenix in the form of the following two "Bachelorette" seasons. ![]() Matt James' season may have sucked, single-handedly making me wish I could go back in time to make sure no one ever invented the television and maybe also relationships. ![]()
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